We have a whole team dedicated to finding Crooky Lala.
Everyone says that Crooky Lala is walking free on Earth, but nobody knows how or where.
Crooky Lala gives gifts to the good people,
and shoves weird stuff down the chimneys of bad people,
and sprays their entire kitchen with roach spray so all the Crooky Lalas get in.
YOU BETTER BE GOOD OR ELSE!