Crooky Lala rose out of the pumpkin patch.
They roamed free on the first days of planet Earth.
When the dinosaurs came, Crooky Lala ate them.
Scientists claim extinction. They are wrong.
Crooky Lala’s fossil was preserved in the Hueipeh Museum.
But the fossil is now lost in space and time. It defies all laws of physics, nature, and every law ever written.
The Hueipeh Museum was forced to create a copy to show the public.
The displayed fossil is fake.
It is a decoy placed by Crooky Lala.
Crooky Lala is not extinct.
Crooky Lala is alive.